I did a nice little old fashion Google search and found a survey. I plan on answering 20 questions (or until I get tired) with the first thing that comes to mind.
*INSERTS REACTION TO MY SURVEY:
1. If you didn’t have to sleep, what would you do with the extra time?
Unless I became a Cullen (did my inner tween just show?) I would hate life if I couldn't sleep. I love sleeping. LOVE. When done correctly, it's just a teleport to your next meal.
Sidebar: Anyone but Jasper will do.
2.What’s your favorite drink?
Tequila, coffee, Flow water. In that order.
3. What state or country do you never want to go back to?
WYOMING. (I will need a totally separate blog one day to explain this event in full detail.) Did you ever see Jeepers Creepers? Because I was 97% sure my day was going to end like that movie.
4. Are you usually early or late?
10 minutes late is my on time. I know, it's the worst. I'm trying. I really am.
5. What are your go-to Pandora stations?
Florence + the Machine, Shallou, Sinatra, 90-00's Hiphop, Reina, Louis Armstrong, Zeppelin, Drake, Shakey Graves, Debussy. SO VERSATILE.
6. How often do you people watch?
Every time I leave the house.
7. What's your least favorite word?
SMEAR. It makes me itchy just typing it. Looks even more disgusting in captials.
10. What is something that a ton of people are obsessed with but you're not?
TINY FUCKING SUNGLASSES. And anything the Kardashians do. Everyone, stop. Cut the shit.
11. What’s something you’ve been meaning to try but just haven’t gotten around to it?
Not waiting until my gas light turns on to get gas, consistently working out and red lentil pasta.
12. What amazing thing did you do that no one was around to see?
Replaced the toilet paper roll at somebody else's house.
13. What would you rate 10 / 10?
My Bloody Mary's are so delish.
Side bar: Clearly all I think about is food and drinking.
14. What’s your favorite smell in the whole world?
15. What are you absolutely determined to do?
Lose 10lbs. No, really, this is the summer.
16. What is something you will NEVER do again?
DATE A VIRGO. Exclamation point.
17. What kid’s movie completely scarred you?
The Lion King and My Girl. I'll cry right now.
18. What is your biggest pet peeve(s)?
People who post birthday shout outs to people who aren't on social media, anyone who beeps at you as soon as the light turns green, a girl who can't handle her liquor, when someone leaves a spits worth of beverage in the fridge, someone who takes food off your plate without asking, that throat scratching noise. Sidebar: I added the "(s)" because I obviously can't pick just one. There's more, but I had to stop myself.
19. What’s the best type of feeling?
When your hair, makeup and outfit are on point AND you actually have somewhere to go.
20. Do you like horror movies?
YESSSS. My birthday is on Halloween so I have had a bloody, scary, spooky, obsession / connection my entire life. I mean Candyman from grammar school, making girls cry and everyone do it in the mirror.
LOVE YOU MORE THAN PIZZA.